I want a blog. Everyone else has a blog, why can't I?

Ok, here is why I am blogging.

1. I am an attention whore. I like to talk about myself.

2. I am a writer. I have been trying to keep a journal, but I find it ridiculous to write in a notebook as if other people are reading. Makes me feel crazier than I am - the voices in my head already know what is going on. Even if no one is reading my blog, I can PRETEND someone is.

3. I work in entertainment. No, this is not going to be some crappy Defamer rip-off or whatever. I don't give a fuck what celebrities do (unless I know them). But this choice in career often leads me to lots of downtime at work (where I am not subjected to corporate bullshit about work quotas and whatnot) and long bouts of unemployment.

So... blog! Oh, and blog is fun to say. blog, blog, blog.

Ok, I've introduced myself. Craft service break.