The Spork is the Mightiest of Them All

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29 June 2006

Scenes from a Sushi Bar

  • There was one blonde wearing a little teal summer dress. Low cut, and loose fitting. What fascinated me about her was that her tits were TINY. I mean, we are talking an A cup here, max. Small enough that she didn't need to wear a bra. And yet I had NEVER seen tits that saggy before in all my life. Fried eggs on a nail.
  • One guy looked like Richard Greico - with bitch tits.
  • Four middle-aged dykes, all with the identical haircuts.
  • An obnoxious ADD male child who looked creepily like Dora the Explorer - huge cartoonish eyes, dopey haircut, and all.

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