Arrr! Jason's Birthday

The night started off at Callendar's for dinner.

If I had a dollar for every time Tim told Jay to fuck off....


Jay doesn't care


We bought a bunch of pirate gear and decked Jay out as Captain Hook in honor of "Pirates of the Caribbean" (shut up, they are both Disney properties). What good is a birthday if you aren't embarrassed?


Alyse blowing a parrot


Arrrr!


Polly want to make out?


Avast ye matey!


Cap'n Crunch


Uh, Tim? We are playing pirates here, not bull fights


Cap'n Sultry


Cap'n Sexy


The thoughtful pirate


Tim divvying up the Bazooka Joe gum


We were at The Bridge to see "Pirates." I have never been to this theatre


Jay and Christina


Tim got a pirate shirt just for this occasion


"c'mere you!"


"I killed Jay and took his pirate gear!"


The movie was sold out, so we did indoor glow-in-the-dark mini golf instead. But we kept with the pirate motif


Our glowing golfing wonderland:




Ack! There is an unidentified glowy thing headed right for us!


Getting ready to hit the links


Teeing up for the first hole


More glowy stuff


A dog hiding in the bushes


"No! It's my turn to golf!"


Polly is Jay's good luck charm


Christina's turn


"Yeah baby! I got the green ball!"


Woo baby!! Take it off!"


The cheesy sets felt like a 1983 music video. So we played along. We got the beat!


For some reason, this waterfall made me sad and Christina sleepy


Tim's turn


Into the jaws of Jaws


Tim's checking out the next hole


Christina humping a sea monster


I am destined to be the new king!


Christina the Conqueror and Tim the Mummy


Lucky #13


Golfing cutie


Not to hard this time, please!


Cluster Fuck


Jay got a hole in one on #17!!


See? There is is!




Tim is not impressed - he got a hole in one on #18 - and a free game.


Jason won!


Werd.


And so ends our pirate golf odyssey.